Aborted, everyday.

Tuesday, January 25, 2011

36% Beef, 64% Love


Stoner Mecca Taco Bell responded vehemently against claims from an Alabama law firm that the company falsely advertises their "taco meat filling" as "seasoned ground beef." USDA regulations state that "taco meat filling" must constitute at least 40% beef. Who knew!

Taco Bell's president and "chief concept officer", Greg Creed, calls the accusations false and plans to counter the lawsuit.

But really, who is the true villain in this?
Taco Bell, the ultimate provider of affordable Mexi-food and innovator of such things at the Fourth Meal and the chicken club gordita (I thank you for that one, Mr. Creed!)
OR... the money grubbing Beasley Law Firm, straight from the hellmouth of the South, looking to score more dolla-dollas off of another corporate lawsuit.

Don't hate on the Franzia of fast food. Love it for what it is.


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